Baaack! :D

Oh hello readers! I'm baaaaack! Life has been hectic lately. With work, outings to the zoo (check out my picture blog for the pictures), lotsa jamming, lotsa performing (you can check out the videos on YouTube- 'Comic Strip ITE'), lotsa gaming, I don't even have time to care for my dearest blog. My dearest blog. Oh how I miss you blog. You're so...you're so...FAG. I can't do this anymore. Here comes the huge revelation...

SHAH WASN'T THE ONE WHO TYPE ALL THAT IN THE FIRST PLACE.

Okeh. Hello people. My name is Mohammad Azryl bin Ali. Or Rhel. For short. Or if you're crazy over Stephenie Meyer books like I am, you can call me Rhel Aiden Cullen. Urgh. Whatever. Call me whatever you want BUT lame. I do realise that, thank you. I do not need any reminders and further reiterations. -huge wide grin-

Anyway, I know you guys are probably wondering WHYYYY am I typing on Shah's blog. And you are probably wondering whether I got the permission. Well. Truth be told, I hacked his account.

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You know what? The idea of it is SOOOOO CRAZY, it might work!

Gosh. I can't imagine myself doing that (hack mom's piggy bank when I was younger aderlaaa). ANYWAAAAAAAY. Let's move away from all this hacking stuff shall we? (Oh and I got hold of a $50 note. Gosh. My first stealing attempt). -gasp-

So, apparently...I was bored. And Shah gave me an idea to update his blog for him, so here I am.
And when I'm bored, I'm boring. Cause I'm too bored to think of humour.

So apparently, Shah got home from work today, got home. Realised that he didn't bring the keys. Waited 3-4 hours (?) for someone to return him back into his humble abode. MEANWHILE. He played Pokemon. And he was telling me how his Pocket Monsters gained 10 levels. Oh! And one of them gained two extra levels. And and they all reached the final stage of their evolution. So your Psyduck is a Golduck now huhs? I think. I don't get it why it is called Golduck but actually it is MOSTLY covered in blue. It would be misleading for the little kids playing it you know.

So apparently (gosh how many times have I repeated this?), we went to the zoo on the 16th. Had a lot of fun. Pictures are up exclusively on Facebook. But I LOVE this particular picture...so I'm gonna post it.



That's Shah, me and a little bit of Fairil. But check out the main people in the reflection. ;)

A Pictorial Raya

Okay so life is back to normal. Reservist is over. Hari Raya is over. Work resumes. And oh boy did I had fun over the last few weeks! I miss reservist! Tonnes of fun while on duty, many friends met up and hung out, and huge amounts of food eaten during the festivities! Hehs.

So its just natural that pictures are taken, and camwhoring sessions at its maximum level. *hyperventilates* So without further ado, I let my pictures do the talking. hehs.

First of all, the four bitches below would like to wish all a Selamat Hari Raya!

And here is our happy family, without our Daddeh. He had to work on Hari Raya. :( In any case, we still had fun. hehe. If only my brooch on my songkok is bigger. Haiz. It lacks more BLING!

And so moving on, I had my reservist Hari Raya outing with the boys. Tonnes of fun with pranks in the van that was super kekek, I will never look at Rahim the same way ever again.


We all look FETCH. Very "boys".
And of course, the routine karaoke session with my biatches of reservist, Fifi and Kak Su. Hahahaha.


Last but definitely not the least.. My greatest ever team so far in Reservist. Team Delta of JK12 PCG Unit.


So thats all folks! Update ya soon!

an unobstructed view

Im loving my reservist life every single minute! I get to get sooo close to nature! Saw flying fishes, jellyfishes, awesome skies and sunrise and sunsets! And you can see my awesome sky pics over here!

And i manage to lepak with Hendra and the rest yesterday. OMG laaa. Dah lamer tak lepak with them. And I missed them sooo much!

Oh.. Hari Raya is comin in 2 days time and I bought myself my baju melayu! Its lime green. Hehs. I look fetch in it. Wahaha.

Sea Sea Sea

Im serving my reservist now. And I got attached to Police Coast Guard! Ohh the scenery I get from patrolling the seas is priceless! However, nature was being a real bitch on my first day of duty. I was doing night shift, patiently waiting for sunrise and it just HAD to rain. Bleurgh.

Shah will be keeping a lookout for hot gorgeous mer-men. :) Mermaid bitches can just happily not show yourself up thank you. And I get partnered with Suhardi! Yay!

Educated? I don't think so.

Why can't everyone just be considerate for just 1 freaking hour while im on the train. You can leave your stupid bad habits out the train door when you step into the cabin with ME inside and take it back once I drop off at City Hall every morning. Please commuters, do me and everyone else a big favour and Singapore would be a much happier place to be in, early in the morning.

In case you guys are wondering what this BITCH is raving about.. its our dear fellow citizens. Singaporeans, and not all.. just a selected few that somehow or rather got chosen to completely forget their manners by mysterious green men from space, sexually abused and put back down to Singapore to make the rest of us miserable EARLY IN THE MORNING. I have to emphasize on the time of day because thats when everyone is just cranky and dreadfully going to slave off to work in order to get us that Ipod Touch at the end of the month. Hur hur. Sempat.

Anyway, its like this. Early morning train.. you would expect the train cabins to be super crowded. Especially between 7-10am. So everyone squeezes in so they wouldn't be late for work, and thus not get marked by their bosses, or even get penalized from their payroll. Punctuality is important. (only at work though. Late from meeting up with friends is another story k dearies? hehe.. )

So when you see the train is super dee duper extra mega loaded with people crammed like sardines, and you didnt manage to get a seat so you could catch that oh-so-important 20 min nap.. you would naturally be even crankier. Am I right? Well of course I'm right. And it really doesnt help with lifting your moods up when you know some of our dear citizens don't shower to go work. To each his own la eh.. tak pasal.

BUT.. I really have to educate people. Those educated ones. How I know they are educated? Because I'm referring to the bloody readers who happily whip out their books/newspaper and start reading the minute they get on the train... Some are even known to read while walking into a BOX of packed train. Urgh.

We ALL know how good you are to be reading... yes, yes.. BUT please.. with all the education you get from school in order for you to learn to read.. and all that knowledge being sucked into that peabrain of yours.. PLEASE KNOW WHEN TO READ. And that would mean a BIG NO NO to reading in a crammed train cabin when everyone else is competing for space.

This particular incident sparked me off to write this post. This slut decides to flip open her HUGE NEWSPAPER, and starts reading right in the middle of the cabin.. where the poles are. And it was so squeezy.. if it was me.. i could barely read whats in the paper cos I would just open it up a few inches in order for me to be considerate to the others. But NOOOOOOO.. this slut decides to DIE DIE wanna read what the hell is going on around the world that day.. so she opens up her newspaper as wide as possible without caring for everyone else. And when someone wants to get out the train.. this guy had to walk past her.. and she refused to budge cos she was so into her reading. And the guy tried to squeeze way past her.. knocking me instead. And me, who was so unfortunate to be beside her.. accidentally disturbed her reading session. And she "TSK" me. WRONG MOVE. YOU DON'T EVER TSK A BITCH! I flared up cos I was already super disgusted by her lack of moral common sense.

I looked at her and said.. "Excuse me, sorry to be disturbing your peace. I wouldnt have knocked you if you were not reading and therefore, know that someone was trying to squeeze past your newspaper so they could alight. The news wont go anywhere. It will still be there even if i burned your paper." And I gave her back a TSK.

She was stunned.. stopped reading and alighted at the next station. THANK GOODNESS that train had one lesser idiot.

So please people.. you can read.. yes. Id love you to. But please know when is the best situation to do so. Not in a crowded train.. and there is barely enough space and you are standing. That goes the same for all of you playing your PSPs. Thank you.

Oh by the way.. my Sunday was great! hehe.